Bent, Not Broken

asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

assortednonsense:

I have so many medical conditions. I am the person every hypochondriac wants to be.

saltforyourwounds:

take all my money

saltforyourwounds:

take all my money

"So you have this chronic illness thing…when are you gonna get better?"

cloudvictory:

When Swan Lake froze over.

www.cloudandvictory.com

cloudvictory:

Duplicity: Svetlana Zakharova.

www.cloudandvictory.com

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

"Yeah you got that right, Pete, the catfish out here are huge."